Qaddafi
What is it with Qaddafi? He's been dictator for over 40 years, and he's still only a colonel? Did it never occur to him to promote himself to general? I enjoy issues like Libya -- not for their content (killing is bad), but because neither liberals nor conservatives have pre-conceived notions about what should happen. Therefore, both sides are divided and everyone is scrambling to come up with a coherent position. It gives everyone a chance to think, which is nice for a change.